You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

Daily writing prompt
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

Rebel without a clue, only not really because she’s too nice, but she’d like to be, if she could she’d be a Slytherin but really she’s just a Hufflepuff who can’t seem to not be nice to everyone even though she wears a lot of black and likes bats more than is sane, or normal, and doesn’t look the least bit scary even in her punk/goth shoes with the metal studs all over them, because she’s not fooling anyone with all the skulls and the bats and the black; everyone sees right though her and thinks she’s cute. (Oh, wait, she was supposed to write that in the first person. It’s an autobiography. 🤣🤪)

17 responses to “You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?”

  1. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    Thanks! 😊

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  2. and if I saw that on an app, like, if it was a dating profile, I would swipe right and hope and pray for a match

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  3. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    Hahaha! Thanks. ☺️

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  4. You could frame it, as if you’re one of those egomaniacs, who always refers to themselves in the third person, kind of like how The Rock used to do back in his wrestling days

    I’d like the fact that you were asked to give us one line, and you gave us a whole paragraph!

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  5. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    It’s one sentence so close enough. Haha! When my son was little he used to refer to himself in the third person. 🤣

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  6. You know, as soon as I wrote that, I wanted to go back and see if that was just one really long sentence. I stand corrected!

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  7. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    You’re forgiven. lol 😝

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  8. Good tune.

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  9. I would want to be a Slytherin too, but I am sure I would be sorted into Hufflepuff!

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  10. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    Thank you!

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  11. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    lol. You and me both.

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  12. I believe my book title would be the repeat of many great writer thoughts, dear Darcy. Did I do enough?

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  13. “Trekking is my passion ” would be the first sentence

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  14. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    Cool!😎

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  15. Darcy Branwyn Avatar
    Darcy Branwyn

    Very thoughtful!

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  16. Thank you dear Darcy.

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